Sorry I could not be at the awards ceremony. I created the show to express my affection and thanks to all of you for such a great year. I am way behind in my writing of thank you notes . . . I hope to catch up soon. Thank you for the party and the gifts and the cards and the letters and the email . . . Thank you for everything! I hope the slideshow illustrates that we all had a great year!!!!!!Pictures came out fuzzy on Youtube; i am trying to fix that.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Scary headlines

What headline would really freak you out if you saw it in the paper tomorrow? My example is on the left.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would probably be scared if I saw a headline that said that transformers and aliens came and started killing everyone... I had this super scary dream where that really happened and I had to run away from giant robots and i had to hide in alien-infested buildings... The thing is, at that time, I was obsessed with the Predator movies and I think that helped create the dream... yeah....

Anonymous said...

If I saw this headline I would freak out: 8th graders forced to live at Allendale Columbia FOREVER!

Anonymous said...

I would be afraid if it the headlines of tommorrows newspapers said Elmo and micheal jackson going for a civil union

Anonymous said...

RAAAAAWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

If I had a headline for tomorrow, it would be the Doodlebops trying to take over the world. We would have to do all types of crazy stuff and it would not be fun. Also their jokes are really corny so that would make me feel very mad because there bad.

Anonymous said...

I would also be scared if it said that the Soulja Boy video was brainwashing people into doing weird stuff.

Anonymous said...

Hey,
um a headline that would really freak me out would be if Rap/Hip Hop/ Pop music were banned forever.
(specifically solja boy)

P.S. ( if the time that i posted this looks alittle jacked up, its because i am in India and the time is messed up)

Anonymous said...

Hey, this is sort of like the "Mr. Muffin for President"... Have you guys heard that Ralph Nader might be running for president?... It was in the newspaper today.

Anonymous said...

What!!!! Ralph Nader for President!! Umm.............. okay
Sorry I'm a bit clueless guy's who is Ralph Nader

Anonymous said...

Hey guys the muffins got something weird for a nose. It looks like a rotten blueberry or maybe a dry rasberry that's gone green

Anonymous said...

That anyomyous was me sorry

Anonymous said...

If Mr.Muffin was president, I would probably be happy but yet it would be scary.............

Dani V. said...

Coral reefs no more!

That would make me scream!!!! I don't think anything else in the world would scare me as much as that... well that or something else that is totally devastating to marine life and the oceans.

Anonymous said...

A headline that would totally freak me out would have to be something to do with the Cloverfield monster. Like..it actually attacking the City or something.
I mean..I named the Cloverfield monster fluffy and it's my pet, but...I would still be creeped out if it attacked New York City.

Cause then it would mean.....KABOOM



Sorry about the "incorrect tenses" as my dad said while looking over my shoulder.>_>

Unknown said...

I would be scared if I saw a headline that said Alex Lofftus was elected president of the United States.


... or anybody in our class for that matter...

Just thinking about it makes me shudder.

Unknown said...

I will always remind you of that joke, Alex.

You go for president if you want to though! =^)

I'll just be first in line for a one-way flight to Italy.

=^D

I hope everybody had a great vacation!

MaddyY said...

Hmmm I'd be freaked out if a headline said "Zeeky Boogy Doog" (as in demented cartoon movie) it's just so random and hilarious. Also, if the title just said "Chuck Norris" just because.Another weird one would be something odd about a celebrity getting hurt from a pillow fight. I don't know why it would just be odd xD

Anonymous said...

If the Hershey factor was invaded by aliens. That would be scary!

Anonymous said...

Something that would freak me out would be if I saw "CHUCK NORRIS RUNS FOR PRESIDENT"

WE WILL ROUND-HOUSE KICK GLOBAL WARMING IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!......

I should draw a picture of that.... I want to make our zombie movie!

Mr. Lawrence, we should film a short scene of you jumping and we should insert it randomly into the video... Homework!!!!

Anonymous said...

What if it said Spontaneous Combustion was the #1 leading cause of death! I would be freaked out! Oh and zeeky boogy doog...

Anonymous said...

A scary head line would probably be something rediculous like .......global warming or something stupid like that.

Anonymous said...

I am actually going to do a serious one... What if it said that computers were malfunctioning and we couldn't contact airplanes and nukes started firing all over because the computers were telling them to and all the satellites were going all crazy and all transportation would stop like the subways and the trains and everything that's electronic in your house would all mess up and the telephones wouldn't work and all of the companies with the machines would stop working so we would run out of supplies... So it would basically be a giant power outage... That would be super scary... We're so dependent on modern stuff that we wouldn't know what to do... I would not know what to do... You just keep thinking of more and more things that would happen and it is REALLY scary...

Anonymous said...

This COULD be a scary headline... Of this Blog... I will try to find the 7th Grade Blog Site and I will infect it with my awesome and creepy powers of cheese!

Anonymous said...

Hello, another scary headline brought to you by Adrian Rouse.

I have found the secret training facility of the 7th Graders... I need to find out if I can infect it with my powers... I need your permission, Mr. Lawrence. I need it ASAP.


This secret 7th Grade training facility is very dangerous and I can not tell you guys what it is... Without permission...



(Evil Laughter) Hehehehehehe.

Anonymous said...

This is a cool new look...

Anonymous said...

I think the worst headline ever would be " Zombies Are Taking Over World" especially if the rest was like "super human zombies have killed and eaten half of the US"
I have seen some messed up movies man! AHHHHHHH
Oh and even tho it would be scary I WOULD like to see the headline *"The Elites Have Invaded Earth and Adrian, Brandon, Bruce,Reed and Aedin must save the world.

Oh and I would totally be scared if it said "*The Flood Have Invaded" I would be like ahhhh oh god!
* Halo 3

Anonymous said...

The flood basically are zombies... Ok... I'll stop

Anonymous said...

Scariest Headline Ever:

SPONGEBOB CANCELLED 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!

I would cry and stuff then in 5 minutes see a funny video on youtube and forget then play Halo and kill some evil dudes and then see somebody who is yellow armored and be like NOOOOO SPONGEBOB IS DEAD!! Then id kill him...The End..

Anonymous said...

evan fetten

KaitlynB said...

ya i totally agree with aedin but i would add that they cant be killed and that they will live forever that would probibly be the worst or that some new weird virus escaped the labs in NYC and that it can live outside the human body and that it kills you within 3 day of getting it and that there is nothing anyone can do.

D Phillips said...

I would be scared if I saw a evil monkey as a newspaper headline. Like,

"Evil Monkey Attacks Bush"

Actaully, nevermind...That'd be a good thing.

Anonymous said...

hey Kaitlyn why 3 days??? Isn't that a little much?? Why not 12 seconds???

Caitlin W said...

I would freak out if the headline was something like 'George Bush gets 3rd term'. Or something like "The Next Ice Age is next week". What would you do? Or even, 'Everyone has a Sixth Sense'. Like seeing dead people, Ahhhhh!

Anonymous said...

Scientists Discover Frightenging News

-The Earth has for billions of yeas been orbitting the sun calmly in outer space. Researchers at the University of Maryland's Astronomy Center have found an asteroid headed on a crash course with the Earth. The scientists say that within weeks, the Earth could be thrown off its path and hurling into a fiery destruction. It is estimated that within a year, the Earth will pass within 50 million miles of the sun, having devistating effects. We will continue to update on this information.