Scary headlines

What headline would really freak you out if you saw it in the paper tomorrow? My example is on the left.

One wish

You and your spouse are expecting a child, a genie has given you one wish for that new born child. The genie will make certain the child has an abundance of one trait. Which one of those traits would you choose?

*Good Looks
*Intelligence
*Sense of humor
*Kindness
*Positive Outlook
*Determination
*Musical talent
*Athletic ability
*Other?

Tweety Bird

Is Tweety Bird male or female?

Trapped

You are trapped on a deserted island, with which of the following cartoon characters would you want to be trapped?

Bart Simpson , Mickey Mouse,
Eric Cartman , SpongeBob
Bugs Bunny , anyone from Family Guy,
Fred Flintstone , Homer Simpson
Underdog , Mighty Mouse,
Others??

Party at Adrian's

Adrian's already bored, and we are 12.4 hours into vacation. Help the poor boy out. Give him some ideas for things to do. They should be activities that do not involve fire arms and do not injure flora, fauna, or little brothers (okay, so maybe just not permanent damage to little brothers).